I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Randomize
