the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Randomize
