I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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