There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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