my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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