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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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