I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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