dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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