no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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