so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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