You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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