just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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