Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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