Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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