I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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