talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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