and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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