Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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