Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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