Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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