I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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