I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
