just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Girls should come with a carfax report
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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