id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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