Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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