Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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