You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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