The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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