Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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