I'm drive I can fine osifer
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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