Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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