At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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