Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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