i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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