Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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