So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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