It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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