he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
