Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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