have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I believe in your delicious
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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