How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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