I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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