If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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