Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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