he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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