Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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