Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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