I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Can you repeat that, but with context?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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