Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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