Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We got so high we made milksteak
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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