turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize