he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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