Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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