Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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