Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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