Did you just see the Batmobile???
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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